Roast My Resume - a brutally honest roast, then the glow-up.

Most resumes are quietly broken - vague bullets, buried wins, and tense that wanders all over the place. But the people who could tell you the truth about it - recruiters, hiring managers - never do. They just move on to the next CV.

So you keep sending the same document into the void, with no idea which line is the one losing you the interview.

A resume tool that actually tells you the truth - and then fixes it.

• -Get roasted in 30 seconds- paste or upload your CV (PDF or DOCX) and get a brutally honest read of what's working and what isn't.
• -Pick your roaster - Jaded Recruiter, Gen Z, Drill Sergeant, or Disappointed Mentor - and dial the heat from Playful to Unhinged, with Encouraging Mode on if you want it gentler.
• -The glow-up - pay once and get every bullet rewritten, tailored to the job you actually want.
• -Aim it at the real role - drop in the job description and cover letter so the feedback and rewrites are specific, not generic.
• -Nothing stored- your resume isn't saved. You get the roast, you get the rewrite, and that's it.

One upload. One honest read. A resume that's actually ready.

Roast My Resume is live in free beta - anyone can get roasted right now, no signup, no card. The glow-up rewrites are pay-once when you want them. Another product out of TAD Labs, built, shipped, and run on the same standard we hold client work to.